You were never the save-the-world type.
You joined the college’s Jedi dueling club to impress a chick you was into,
and only stayed because you was too embarrassed to quit.
You’re the type to have a crush, but the closest you’ve gotten to action lately is when,
you stumbled upon your roommate having a hot threesome.
Damn, you’d love to feel what it’s like to be that guy.