Orcs incessantly attack a village.
This is where I live.
Another day, another attack. Bleh.
“Monsters! Close the gates!!”
“I’m going to die in this town,” I say to myself every day.
If I could, I would be reborn as an orc.
(Mysterious voice) “What do you wish?”
“I wish… I wish I was an orc that could ravish women!
I’m sick of this pathetic life on the losing side of humans
and I wanna just… ravish women!”
(Mysterious voice) “Let it be so.”